Safety Jokes

by Riskex on May 4, 2010

in Employees Safety

Great selection of Safety Related Jokes From www.safetyphoto.co.uk

Some examples: (remember: just jokes!)

WHEN, WHAT, HOW

Q: When does a person decide to become a Safety Manager?
A: When he realizes he doesn’t have the charisma to be an undertaker.

Q: What do safety Managers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities

Q: How can you tell an extroverted safety Manager?
A: When he talks to you, he looks at your safety shoes instead of his own

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Riskex March 30, 2011 at 11:54 PM
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