Funny Safety Slogans

While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work

Ladder safety has it’s ups and downs. (also works with elevator and escalator safety)

Safety is great unless you’re late.

Safety’s fine if you got the time.

A hardhat on your head keeps you from being dead

If you don’t go to work, you can’t get hurt

Don’t watch her behind. Keep safety in mind!

Safety’s OK if you got all day.

Safety slogans are nifty – Give me my fifty.

When safety is a factor, call in a contractor.

Work Safely and Carry a Big Lunch Box

Be Safe at Work Today; Call In Sick

Don’t Fall Asleep At Work and Get Your Head Caught In a Splicing Bar.

If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane

Don’t Get Papercuts; They Hurt

Mine Eyes Have Seen The Gory Of The Coming Of The Blood,
It Is Pouring Down My Forearm In A Bright Red Crimson Flood.

Safety Shoes To House Your Toes; Safety Glasses on Your Nose.

Your Wife Will Spend Your 401K; If You Get Killed At Work Today.

Crushed Hands Or Missing Fingers May Affect Your Golf Swing.

Consider yourself hugged

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Safety is redundant!!!!!

Safety is an administrative requirement.

If you don’t think it will happen to you, find the person who had it happen to them

Shortcuts cut life short

If you mess up, ‘fess up

Is better to lose one minute in life… than to lose life in a minute.

Pencils have erasers–mishaps don’t!

Safety is a mission not an intermission

Chance takers are accident makers

Safety is a full time job; don’t make it a part time practice

The door to Safety swings on the hinges of common sense

Unsafe acts will keep you in stitches

Safety isn’t expensive it’s priceless.

Your first mistake could be your last

You can eat with false teeth, you can’t see with a glass eye

Put safety into action – the wishbone will never replace the backbone

Don’t count on your coworker to be the smart one. You know him too well for that.

If you don’t work Smart, you’ll never be and old Fart!

Crashing Sucks!

Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are

If you don’t go to work, you can’t get hurt

Don’t Fall Asleep At Work and Get Your Head Caught In a Splicing Bar.

Let’s all keep our heads, and other body parts, together.

Protect only the fingers you WANT to keep!

Macho does not prove mucho. Do it safely

Mine Eyes Have Seen The Gory Of The Coming Of The Blood,
It Is Pouring Down My Forearm In A Bright Red Crimson Flood.

Don’t watch her behind. Keep safety in mind!

Safety…Did it, done it, doing it tomorrow

Safety is great unless you’re late.

Safety’s fine if you got the time.

Safety comes before Schedule only in the dictionary

A hardhat on your head keeps you from being dead

Work Safely and Carry a Big Lunch Box

Be Safe at Work Today; Call In Sick

Watch your step – it could be your last

Safety Shoes To House Your Toes; Safety Glasses on Your Nose.

Crushed Hands Or Missing Fingers May Affect Your Golf Swing.

Consider yourself hugged

Those precious fingers don’t ignore. . . Or they could end up on the floor.

While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work

Ladder safety has it’s ups and downs.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Safety is redundant!!!!!

Working safely each day will keep the doctor away

Safety is an administrative requirement.

Protect your hands, you need them to pick up your pay check

Protect your thoughts and wear your hard hat

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