Funny Safety Slogans
- While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work
- Ladder safety has it’s ups and downs. (also works with elevator and escalator safety)
- Safety is great unless you’re late.
- Safety’s fine if you got the time.
- A hardhat on your head keeps you from being dead
- If you don’t go to work, you can’t get hurt
- Don’t watch her behind. Keep safety in mind!
- Safety’s OK if you got all day.
- Our aim is to keep the toilets clean – your aim will help!
- Safety’s alright if you got all night.
- Safety slogans are nifty – Give me my fifty.
- When safety is a factor, call in a contractor.
- Work Safely and Carry a Big Lunch Box
- Be Safe at Work Today; Call In Sick
- Don’t Fall Asleep At Work and Get Your Head Caught In a Splicing Bar.
- If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane
- Don’t Get Papercuts; They Hurt
- Mine Eyes Have Seen The Gory Of The Coming Of The Blood,
It Is Pouring Down My Forearm In A Bright Red Crimson Flood. - Safety Shoes To House Your Toes; Safety Glasses on Your Nose.
- Your Wife Will Spend Your 401K; If You Get Killed At Work Today.
- Crushed Hands Or Missing Fingers May Affect Your Golf Swing.
- Work related injuries are punishable by mountains of HR and insurance paperwork.
- Stay safe or die trying.
- You’ll never be in a car accident if you stay at your desk.
- Electricity can kill you in spectacular ways.
- Consider yourself hugged
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
- Safety is redundant!!!!!
- Safety is an administrative requirement.
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This machine have no brain. Use your own.
JSA IS NOT A ESSAY, IT IS YOUR LIFE GUARD.
401k is a retirement savings plan in the US.
Your Wife Will Spend Your 401K; If You Get Killed At Work Today………….. what 401k means??????????
thanks!
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